bakingcheesebuns-blog:

“Well i jumped out the back off a bus because every body told me I wouldn’t, and I have a very disgusting, competitive, horrible disease [laughs]. So I went to school the next day because they left a message saying ‘obviously you have been suspended’ ‘cause that’s like  against the rules and I showed up the the Principals office and was like ‘[dramatic] I was afraid for my life! I thought my friends were gonna die and so I jumped out the bus to save my life,’ and not only did I not get suspended but I got 2 weeks off homework for post traumatic stress."